So do you remember when I said we'd never, ever have a house filled with brightly colored chunks of plastic to amuse our child? That he'd have to learn to play with one or two toys at a time, and then put those away neatly before moving on to the next toy? That our yard wouldn't become a sea of primary colors.
Remember that? Well, I take it back.
We've contained it to one area of one room of the house, but my dear God does Jack have the toys. Maybe that is one of the great lessons of parenthood: never say never.