(Apologies to those of you who have seen these photos already, but there's no way I could withhold them from this week's WW post).
The Brand New Kilt (as told by Jack)
Momma and Daddy bought me my very first kilt. At first I wasn't too sure about it, so I tried it on and asked Daddy: "Daddy, what do you think?"
Daddy said I looked great, so I asked Momma: "Momma, what do you think?" And mean Momma said I looked like I was wearing a skirt! So then I was all, like, "waaaahhh!"