Things My Husband Wants for Father's Day

Things that, according to my Google search, my husband wants for Father's Day


1.  Underwear
2.  Sports Illustrated
3.  Socks
4.  Witty Dad-Themed Coffee Mug
5.  A Tie

Things my husband really wants for Father's Day

1.  Sleep

2.  Steak

3.  A new gun

4.  A chainsaw

5.  Cigars

6.  A big, dangerous looking knife

7.  Sleep

What my Husband is Getting for Father's Day

1.  Grill
2.  Shop vac

Things that my husband would love for Father's Day but I didn't discover until this morning

1.  Beer Holster
2.  Whiskey Stones
3.  Magnetic Tool Belt
4.  Chuck Norris Shirt
5.  Tabletop Beer Tap

Maybe next year, my dear.