So today, $50.00 coupon in hand, I went to The Gap, planning on coming out with at least a nice pair of pants for work, or a cute sweater, or...um.
Also apparently, I've never been to The Gap before. Yes, I am American. I live in a major metropolitan area. I am female. I've even been to college. But I've never, ever set foot in The Gap until today. I realize this now because when I got there I realized that there was nothing in that store I'd wear. I'm not a jeans girl. I'm not a t-shirt girl. I don't buy $90.00 sweaters, nor do I wear sweatshirts. And as those items cover exactly 100% of the inventory at The Gap, there's just nothing there I could use.
I bought The Gap Groupon deal because I couldn't resist a bargain.
Fortunately, next to The Gap I found Baby Gap. And, as he always does, Jack scored big time. After applying my gift card, $7.90 bought Jack:
|ZOMG A PENGUIN!|
Plus little black boots. Plus a little Halloween shirt with a long-sleeved onesie that goes underneath it. Plus a leather belt.
Little man will be well dressed. I hope he's not too embarrassed to be seen with his totally unhip mom.