Jeans Diapers...

Really, Huggies?

Jeans diapers?  Really?!?

I checked:  The Onion didn't make these up.  They are real.

Dear Moms of the World:

I won't judge you if you have never breastfed your child.  I'm sure your reasons for formula feeding were right for you.


I won't judge you if you dress your child in a ridiculously lewd onesie that says something like "mommy just wanted a blow job" or some other phrase that you never, ever want that same child to repeat.

I won't judge you if you shun cloth diapers and favor disposables for their "convenience."  I probably won't even mention the landfills, the chemicals, or the general health of our planet. Probably.

But if I see you put a pair of Huggies blue jeans diapers on your child, I will judge you so hard. 

Love and kissses,

Jenn