Jeans diapers? Really?!?
I checked: The Onion didn't make these up. They are real.
Dear Moms of the World:
I won't judge you if you have never breastfed your child. I'm sure your reasons for formula feeding were right for you.
I won't judge you if you dress your child in a ridiculously lewd onesie that says something like "mommy just wanted a blow job" or some other phrase that you never, ever want that same child to repeat.
I won't judge you if you shun cloth diapers and favor disposables for their "convenience." I probably won't even mention the landfills, the chemicals, or the general health of our planet. Probably.
But if I see you put a pair of Huggies blue jeans diapers on your child, I will judge you so hard.
Love and kissses,